Post #22

Next time I will defend you, next time I will not turn to flee and leave you, next time I will make sure there won't be another next time.

Post #21

The fact that an event is so unlikely to happen means it must happen.

Post #20

It is not that you get the girl, but knowing you have to ability to.

Post #19

And so we begin out journey into hell, let's hope we all make it out the other side.

Post #18

Master of Masks, officially the coolest thing ever.

Post #17

Man, it is hard to train possessed shaving blade-wielding dolls...

Post #16

The flame of Dungeons & Dragons was left flickering in my heart, now you have doused petrol all over it, and it burns strongly once more.

Post #15

Sitting here studying away, but I don't think my brain has copped on to the fact that the LC is less than a week away.

Post #14

I freakin' knew I'd forget to update this...

Post #13

Only my dad could make me feel better without knowing there's anything wrong with me.

Post #12

Time's run out, either do something now or regret not doing anything.

Post #11

These aren't tears of sadness, but tears of happiness, tears that hold within them six years of memories.

Post #10

It hurts to see you, but you're all I want to see. You probably go to sleep fine at night. That's okay, I'll dream enough for the both of us.

Post #9

I found out my brother is moving back in for the summer, it'll be just like old times!

Post #8

Although summer is enjoyable and the heat is lovely, I will never enjoy the sweaty, slimy feeling that everyday in it brings.

Post #7

I ask you not to bear my burden, but to simply help me carry it.

Post #6

Man 1st year girls dress like a bunch of cheap harlots.

Post #5

I'm making up for lost time, for the neglect I showed you three years ago.

Post #4

How long can I go on silent, before I say all the wrong things?

Post #3

All throughout life, the highs and the lows; the unexpected and the planned, I will remember: The fancy dragon is displeased with the Brandy.

Post #2

I think it's a fundamental truth that when you start to diet, you will come into an abundance of chocolatey sugary fatty crap, as if by magic.

Post #1

Do you ever fear that your inability to view a couple or even a single person in a sexual manner stems from your own fear of sexual intimacy?